Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Things I wish I could tell my cat...

Dear Bocy,

    I love you a lot but there's some things you need to understand:

You're not queen of the mountain when you sit on the top step.
I dont perform crazy rituals that require mice heads.
When the adults are feeling cuddly, its not an invitation.
The bathroom sink has more germs than your regularly cleaned but never drunk from cat bowl.
You're not better than other cats, just prettier.
The printer is not an enemy, so quit swatting it.


             Your favorite person in the whole world
                (its okay to let me know that too)

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